Protecting Vote-by-Mail From Alien Interference

Protecting Vote-by-Mail From Alien Interference
By Bob Levi
NAPS Director of Legislative & Political Affairs

With the 2026 midterm elections just a year away, the White House is not leaving any thing to chance. As you may know, the U.S. Postal Service delivered 99 million valid, Earth-originating ballots in the 2024 presidential election. According to well-placed administration sources, there is sizable fear that extraterrestrial aliens will attempt to cast mail-in absentee ballots in next year’s election.

For this reason, the administration is mustering military and law enforcement resources to secure Earth’s atmosphere and expanding U.S. Customs and Border Protection to a new orbital perimeter. Congress also is taking note of the threat.

In late August, President Trump announced plans to relocate the U.S. Space Force, a separate service branch organized under the Department of the Air Force, from Colorado Springs to Redstone Arsenal in Huntsville, AL.

Space Force’s mission is to protect American interests in space; deter aggression in, from and to space; and conduct space operations. In a large part, the president was quoted as saying Colorado’s well-established vote-by-mail process was “a big factor” for the move.

Additionally, Trump proclaimed he plans to sign an Executive Order outlawing voting by mail for the 2026 election. (It is unlikely that such an order would be legal, as the U.S. Constitution provides that voting rules are set by each state.)

The White House is terrified of the potential use of interstellar mailed ballots to influence Earthbound elections. Consequently, the president will relocate his first line of defense against space-alien election interference to Alabama, a state where voting by mail is most restrictive. Obviously, Space Force’s presence in Colorado and the state’s acceptance of mail ballots taint the ability of Space Force to protect Mother Earth from space-alien election interference should the force remain in the Rocky Mountain state.

It appears USPS Board of Governors Chair Amber McReynolds was not consulted regarding the space alien vote-by-mail election threat as she formerly ran the voting program in Colorado and, therefore, is compromised. In addition, McReynolds was the founding chief executive officer of the National Vote at Home Institute and former Director of Elections for Denver.

Department of War sources suggest Space Force will repurpose weather satellites, formerly used to monitor “climate change,” to provide surveillance of our solar system searching for mail containers originating beyond Earth’s exosphere with the mailing label “Tag 191x” affixed. The tag is colored silver and is container-specific and indicates “Domestic, International and Interplanetary Ballots.”

Congress also is exercising its oversight responsibility to investigate the potential for space alien election interference. In early September, the House Oversight and Accountability Task Force on the Declassification of Federal Secrets conducted a hearing entitled “Restoring Public Trust Through Unidentified Anomalous Phenomena Transparency and Whistleblower Protection.” The task force is chaired by Rep. Anna Paulina Luna (R-FL).

Yes, “luna” means “moon” in Latin, Spanish and Italian. In part, the hearing covered the alleged concealment of past unexplained potential alien visits to our soil and the repercussions to those who sought to report those visits.

The elevated attention to the possibility of past extraterrestrial engagement with Earthlings, as well as the potential for space-alien tinkering with our election infrastructure, is commanding attention among a select number of members of Congress. There even is discussion about redirecting limited congressional postal appropriations designated for military voting and mail for the blind to finance efforts to dissuade extraterrestrial election interference.

Note to readers: Elections are a year away and there is no evidence that space aliens have or will attempt to influence U.S. elections through mail ballots. However, such bizarre conspiracy theories may animate those who desire to undermine a safe, accessible and accurate means of participating in our democracy.

As such, our nation’s 250-year-old postal system must continue its historic and secure mission of delivering democracy for America.